Hot Slut Of The Day!
Purple Panda, the robot alien panda who teleported into Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood and is now scaring children into old age by teleporting into their classrooms! I don’t even remember Purple Panda from Mister Rogers, but now I will never forget him thanks to this hilarious clip:
Maybe it’s because the beating black organ in my chest was a Disney villain in its past life, but children crying over shit like this is funny to me. I can’t blame those little kids for losing their minds, though. I’m like 5 times their age and I’d cry too if Mr. McFeely and a motionless panda who looks like PedoBear’s Prince-loving cousin were blocking the only exit. It also doesn’t help that Purple Panda stuffed his crotch with bamboo leaves for this occasion. Creepy bitch.
Happy Friday the 13th, everyone! Here’s hoping that Mr. McFeely and Purple Panda don’t block your only exit today.
(For Coral)